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August 27th
40,289 notes

cakejam:

teacher: are you okay do you need any help?

me: yes, financially

August 26th
25,837 notes

unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

August 25th
284,671 notes

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

August 25th
327,013 notes

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEYARD hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit

August 25th
40,698 notes

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

August 25th
109,614 notes
pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

August 25th
102,538 notes

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

August 25th
88,808 notes
-radiatemileyray:

Miley Cyrus won the biggest award up for grabs at the VMA’s last night, winning “Video Of The Year” and instead of just going up on stage and taking her trophy, she very kindly took a young homeless man with her to represent the homeless community. She took him as her date then sent him up to collect the award for her, and he had written and said a lovely speech about being homeless and the charity whilst miley looked on in tears. Don’t you ever tell me she doesn’t have a heart of gold, she is an amazing human being.

-radiatemileyray:

Miley Cyrus won the biggest award up for grabs at the VMA’s last night, winning “Video Of The Year” and instead of just going up on stage and taking her trophy, she very kindly took a young homeless man with her to represent the homeless community. She took him as her date then sent him up to collect the award for her, and he had written and said a lovely speech about being homeless and the charity whilst miley looked on in tears. Don’t you ever tell me she doesn’t have a heart of gold, she is an amazing human being.

August 25th
25,936 notes

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

August 25th
66,487 notes

haemus:

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u